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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Omari
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Warda
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Leila
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Binti
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Amir
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 31, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 30, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 27, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 27, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 9, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 4, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
