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Alex Nakitare
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May 27, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Henry Mollel
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May 3, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Ahmed
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Wande
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Omari
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Salum
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Omari
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Issack
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Halima
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
