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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Salma
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Salum
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Salma
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 30, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mjaka
Guest
May 29, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Nuru
Guest
May 24, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 5, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 5, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Abubakar
Guest
May 4, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Khalifa
Guest
May 3, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 2, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Nassor
Guest
May 1, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Juma
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Omari
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
