Answer: Hay-fever! 🤧🐴
Explanation: The doctor diagnosed the horse with hay-fever because horses love to eat hay, but this time it made the horse feel unwell. Just like humans who suffer from hay-fever, the horse had an allergic reaction to the hay! 🌾 The funny part is that we usually associate hay-fever with humans, but this time, the horse caught it too! 😄
Tambwe (Guest) on October 21, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Halima (Guest) on October 20, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 6, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 2, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 27, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 22, 2021
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😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 15, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 7, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 31, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Rahim (Guest) on August 30, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Maneno (Guest) on August 28, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 28, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Nyota (Guest) on July 19, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 15, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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🤣 Sending this now!
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I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 11, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Muslima (Guest) on May 17, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Nassar (Guest) on April 30, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
John Kamande (Guest) on April 1, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 22, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Salum (Guest) on March 20, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 14, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 4, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Kazija (Guest) on February 23, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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