Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day? A: "I love you a TON! ๐โค๏ธ"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 9, 2021
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 9, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Hekima (Guest) on October 1, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Mohamed (Guest) on September 29, 2021
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 22, 2021
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Arifa (Guest) on September 21, 2021
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Rehema (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Saidi (Guest) on September 14, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Farida (Guest) on September 9, 2021
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 7, 2021
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 6, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 21, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Asha (Guest) on August 19, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Biashara (Guest) on August 18, 2021
๐ That punchline was epic!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 10, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Yusuf (Guest) on August 6, 2021
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Juma (Guest) on July 30, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 29, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 26, 2021
๐ What a joke!
Mzee (Guest) on July 22, 2021
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
David Chacha (Guest) on July 10, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 1, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Furaha (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 23, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 21, 2021
๐ This is gold!
Sarafina (Guest) on June 15, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 28, 2021
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 4, 2021
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Umi (Guest) on April 28, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Omari (Guest) on April 27, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on April 16, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 15, 2021
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 12, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on April 8, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 27, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 25, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 23, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Jafari (Guest) on March 19, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Jamal (Guest) on March 19, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 4, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 1, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 23, 2021
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Zulekha (Guest) on February 15, 2021
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on February 7, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on January 28, 2021
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Rashid (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 15, 2021
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 4, 2021
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 31, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Mgeni (Guest) on December 26, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐