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Baraka
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Dec 13, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Leila
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Nov 17, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Majid
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Wande
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 13, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 7, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Maida
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Salima
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Salima
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Salum
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Mar 9, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Azima
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
