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Stephen Mushi
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Jan 1, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Wande
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Warda
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Amani
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Omar
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Issack
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Makame
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Kassim
Guest
May 26, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 14, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 12, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 4, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Maida
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
