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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Amina
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Makame
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Salum
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 26, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Rehema
Guest
May 19, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Jabir
Guest
May 4, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Leila
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mwagonda
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
