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Furaha
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 27, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 26, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 18, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mchuma
Guest
May 16, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Abubakar
Guest
May 7, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mariam
Guest
May 1, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Halima
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Warda
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Omari
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Neema
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
