Are turkey leftovers good for your health?

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 28, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 26, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 25, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Selemani (Guest) on December 24, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Rukia (Guest) on November 28, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Shani (Guest) on November 21, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 7, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 30, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 30, 2020

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 28, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 26, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Sharifa (Guest) on October 24, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Rahma (Guest) on October 18, 2020

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Kiza (Guest) on October 10, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 5, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Chiku (Guest) on September 24, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 18, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 12, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 30, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 21, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Sumaya (Guest) on August 21, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Bahati (Guest) on August 19, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Habiba (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

George Tenga (Guest) on August 8, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 22, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 21, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 13, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 13, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 11, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mustafa (Guest) on July 9, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 4, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 3, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on July 2, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 2, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Kassim (Guest) on June 26, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Sofia (Guest) on June 21, 2020

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 4, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 4, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 2, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Halima (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 30, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 29, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 19, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 18, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 8, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Salima (Guest) on May 7, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Zubeida (Guest) on May 4, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 26, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Hashim (Guest) on April 24, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 22, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Husna (Guest) on April 8, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 4, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Sarafina (Guest) on April 2, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 23, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 24, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 22, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 12, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂