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Ann Awino
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Dec 28, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Charles Mchome
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Dec 25, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Shani
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Halima
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 30, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 29, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 19, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 18, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 10, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 10, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 8, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Salima
Guest
May 7, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Zubeida
Guest
May 4, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Husna
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
