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Asha
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Dec 30, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Abdullah
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Dec 30, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mwagonda
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Dec 24, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Asha
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Dec 20, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Janet Wambura
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Dec 16, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Hellen Nduta
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Dec 13, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Dorothy Nkya
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Dec 10, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Grace Majaliwa
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Dec 7, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Maneno
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Dec 6, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Leila
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Nov 27, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Josephine Nekesa
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Nov 9, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Nov 8, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Janet Wambura
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Nov 1, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Nahida
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Oct 17, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Oct 15, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Nyota
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Oct 13, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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David Nyerere
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Oct 12, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Kijakazi
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Oct 4, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Grace Minja
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Sep 25, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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David Ochieng
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Sep 21, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Philip Nyaga
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Sep 9, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Aziza
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Sep 7, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Azima
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Sep 4, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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John Kamande
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Sep 3, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Paul Ndomba
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Aug 29, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Abdullah
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Aug 10, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Ann Wambui
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Aug 2, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Zawadi
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Jul 31, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Nancy Akumu
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Jul 6, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jul 3, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Jul 3, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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John Mushi
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Jun 21, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Omar
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Jun 17, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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Tabitha Okumu
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Jun 15, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mwajuma
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Jun 15, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Issa
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Jun 15, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Zubeida
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Jun 6, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Issa
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May 31, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Nahida
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May 31, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Thomas Mtaki
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May 29, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Patrick Mutua
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May 13, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Majid
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May 7, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Charles Mrope
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May 3, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Mwanaidi
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May 1, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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John Mwangi
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Apr 15, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Susan Wangari
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Apr 12, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Alex Nyamweya
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Apr 11, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Frank Macha
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Mar 25, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Josephine
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Mar 8, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Fatuma
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Mar 1, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mariam Kawawa
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Feb 22, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Susan Wangari
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Feb 20, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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James Kawawa
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Feb 14, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Diana Mallya
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Feb 4, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mwanais
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Jan 22, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwanais
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Jan 14, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Edward Lowassa
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Jan 13, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Jamal
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Jan 11, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
