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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Amani
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Maida
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Omar
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Amir
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Arifa
Guest
May 20, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 13, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Shamim
Guest
May 11, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Issack
Guest
May 10, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 9, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Maida
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Amani
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
