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Oct 14, 2020
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Oct 9, 2020
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Mwanaidi
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Oct 5, 2020
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Lydia Mahiga
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Sep 28, 2020
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Rehema
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Sep 24, 2020
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Robert Ndunguru
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Sep 20, 2020
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Mwafirika
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Sep 19, 2020
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Susan Wangari
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Sep 10, 2020
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Monica Lissu
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Sep 8, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
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Janet Mwikali
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Aug 18, 2020
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Amani
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Aug 17, 2020
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Nassor
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Aug 16, 2020
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Aug 15, 2020
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Francis Mtangi
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Aug 12, 2020
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Fikiri
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Aug 3, 2020
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Maida
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Aug 3, 2020
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Sofia
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Jul 26, 2020
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Samuel Were
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Jul 24, 2020
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Khadija
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Jul 21, 2020
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Joseph Kawawa
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Jul 14, 2020
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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Omar
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Jul 14, 2020
π Still cracking up!
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Grace Minja
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Jul 9, 2020
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Ibrahim
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Jun 30, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
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Hekima
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Jun 30, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
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Anthony Kariuki
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Jun 30, 2020
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
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Amir
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Jun 21, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Francis Mtangi
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Jun 16, 2020
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Brian Karanja
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Jun 14, 2020
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Arifa
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May 20, 2020
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Andrew Mahiga
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May 13, 2020
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Shamim
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May 11, 2020
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Issack
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May 10, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
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Nancy Akumu
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May 9, 2020
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Hawa
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Apr 30, 2020
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Francis Mtangi
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Apr 27, 2020
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Aziza
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Apr 27, 2020
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Maneno
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Apr 21, 2020
π What a joke!
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Kenneth Murithi
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Apr 19, 2020
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Biashara
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Apr 6, 2020
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Alex Nyamweya
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Apr 1, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Mar 23, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Benjamin Masanja
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Mar 15, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
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Joseph Kitine
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Mar 14, 2020
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
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Kenneth Murithi
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Mar 13, 2020
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
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Ali
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Mar 3, 2020
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George Wanjala
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Feb 27, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Mariam
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Feb 23, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
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Maida
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Feb 4, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
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Amani
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Jan 22, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
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Zuhura
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Jan 20, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
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Rubea
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Dec 28, 2019
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Dec 28, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
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John Malisa
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Dec 28, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
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Sarah Mbise
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Dec 22, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Dec 19, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
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Christopher Oloo
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Dec 15, 2019
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Linda Karimi
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Dec 2, 2019
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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George Tenga
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Nov 30, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Peter Mbise
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Nov 17, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π