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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Omari
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Yusuf
Guest
May 10, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 7, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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James Kimani
Guest
May 3, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Nchi
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Issa
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Shani
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Neema
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
