What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 27, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwanais (Guest) on August 21, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

James Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on August 16, 2020

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 15, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on August 1, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 28, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 27, 2020

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 24, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

James Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 17, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 9, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 6, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Yusuf (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 7, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

James Kimani (Guest) on May 3, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 29, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 22, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 21, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 17, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Jafari (Guest) on April 15, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 23, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 18, 2020

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Bakari (Guest) on February 29, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 13, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 12, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Arifa (Guest) on February 9, 2020

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 31, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Sofia (Guest) on January 24, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 17, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 17, 2020

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Jabir (Guest) on January 12, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 10, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 4, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Zulekha (Guest) on December 2, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Nchi (Guest) on November 24, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Rahim (Guest) on November 21, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 20, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 19, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nasra (Guest) on November 2, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 22, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 21, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 16, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 13, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Issa (Guest) on October 11, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 8, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 19, 2019

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Aziza (Guest) on September 14, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 12, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 10, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 7, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Shani (Guest) on September 7, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 5, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 3, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 30, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Neema (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 17, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️