A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! ๐ช๏ธ๐ช๏ธ๐ช๏ธ
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. ๐ช๏ธ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 3, 2020
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 2, 2020
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 27, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Ali (Guest) on August 26, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Jabir (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 22, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Shani (Guest) on August 19, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Biashara (Guest) on August 13, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 4, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Majid (Guest) on August 2, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Nassar (Guest) on July 20, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Saidi (Guest) on July 20, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 15, 2020
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 29, 2020
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 25, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Nuru (Guest) on June 22, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on June 8, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 6, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 5, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Rehema (Guest) on May 23, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Masika (Guest) on April 26, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 23, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 19, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on April 16, 2020
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
James Mduma (Guest) on April 3, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 23, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 15, 2020
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Athumani (Guest) on March 15, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 4, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Hashim (Guest) on February 27, 2020
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Asha (Guest) on February 16, 2020
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on February 15, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Abubakari (Guest) on February 11, 2020
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 9, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Rahma (Guest) on February 2, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 2, 2020
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Rukia (Guest) on February 2, 2020
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 29, 2020
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 21, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 19, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 19, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 9, 2020
๐ Still cracking up!
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 3, 2020
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 2, 2020
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Ndoto (Guest) on January 1, 2020
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Wande (Guest) on December 28, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on December 18, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ