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Janet Mwikali
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Sep 3, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Dorothy Nkya
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Sep 2, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Tambwe
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Sep 2, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mwanaidha
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Aug 28, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Agnes Lowassa
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Aug 27, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Ann Wambui
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Aug 22, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Shani
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Majid
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 27, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 23, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Rehema
Guest
May 23, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Masika
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Asha
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Wande
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Makame
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mwajabu
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Dec 13, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
