👥
Asha
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
👥
Neema
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
👥
Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
👥
Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
👥
Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
👥
Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
👥
Abdillah
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
👥
Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
👥
Abubakari
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
👥
Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
👥
Majid
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
👥
Sharifa
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
👥
Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
👥
John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
👥
Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
👥
David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
👥
Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
👥
Zawadi
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
👥
Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
👥
Salum
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
👥
Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
👥
Kahina
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
👥
Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
👥
Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
👥
Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
👥
Rashid
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
👥
Mchawi
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
👥
Kijakazi
Guest
May 31, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
👥
Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 30, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
👥
Kassim
Guest
May 28, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
👥
Charles Wafula
Guest
May 27, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
👥
Abdullah
Guest
May 23, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
👥
Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 21, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
👥
Omari
Guest
May 20, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
👥
Sekela
Guest
May 19, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
👥
Charles Mrope
Guest
May 12, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
👥
Amina
Guest
May 7, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
👥
Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 3, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
👥
Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
👥
John Lissu
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
👥
Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
👥
Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
👥
Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
👥
Khatib
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
👥
Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
👥
Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
👥
Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
👥
Kheri
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
👥
David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
👥
Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
👥
Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
👥
George Mallya
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
👥
Jamila
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
👥
Issa
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
👥
Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
👥
Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
👥
Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
👥
Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
👥
Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
