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Majid
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Oct 22, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Juma
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Brian Karanja
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Jul 25, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Shani
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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John Lissu
Guest
May 31, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 27, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 25, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Hawa
Guest
May 13, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mazrui
Guest
May 12, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Joseph Kawawa
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May 1, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Simon Kiprono
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Apr 28, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Apr 16, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Amina
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
