A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! 🤝🧱
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! 🎉🏘️
David Chacha (Guest) on October 9, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 19, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 7, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Abubakari (Guest) on August 30, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 30, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Jamal (Guest) on August 23, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Sharifa (Guest) on August 15, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 13, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 2, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 2, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
Maimuna (Guest) on July 31, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 26, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 18, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 18, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
Mjaka (Guest) on July 16, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Mchuma (Guest) on July 5, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Salum (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Leila (Guest) on July 2, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
George Tenga (Guest) on June 18, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Juma (Guest) on June 15, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 11, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 28, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Biashara (Guest) on May 18, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 17, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 8, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Biashara (Guest) on May 5, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 18, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Khadija (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
James Kimani (Guest) on March 30, 2020
😄 What a joke!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 28, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Zulekha (Guest) on March 27, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Fikiri (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 8, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Amir (Guest) on February 23, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 20, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 16, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
James Mduma (Guest) on February 12, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 9, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 24, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 22, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 19, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 16, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 22, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 16, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Yusuf (Guest) on December 14, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 11, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Faiza (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
David Chacha (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Baraka (Guest) on December 4, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 1, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 16, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂