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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Salum
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Leila
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Juma
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 29, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 28, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Biashara
Guest
May 18, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 17, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 8, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Biashara
Guest
May 5, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Amir
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
