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Nahida
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Mar 11, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mary Kidata
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Feb 15, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Lydia Mahiga
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Feb 14, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Amina
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Salima
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Charles Wafula
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May 18, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 16, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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David Chacha
Guest
May 16, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mhina
Guest
May 13, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
