Mhina (Guest) on January 8, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 28, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 26, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 22, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fikiri (Guest) on December 15, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Omar (Guest) on December 5, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 15, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 7, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 2, 2020

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 28, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Athumani (Guest) on October 25, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Masika (Guest) on October 24, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Fadhili (Guest) on October 18, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Sultan (Guest) on October 17, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 10, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Umi (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 5, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

James Kimani (Guest) on October 4, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Abdillah (Guest) on September 12, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 22, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 19, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Rahim (Guest) on August 17, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 29, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Raha (Guest) on July 19, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 14, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 14, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 11, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Shamsa (Guest) on July 11, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nchi (Guest) on July 8, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 2, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 24, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 23, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 23, 2020

😄 You got me!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 16, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 14, 2020

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 4, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Salum (Guest) on May 25, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Zakia (Guest) on May 24, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 12, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 3, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 2, 2020

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Nashon (Guest) on April 28, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 20, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Nashon (Guest) on April 20, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 15, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 13, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 9, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Warda (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 7, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 29, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 28, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 25, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 9, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️