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Mhina
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Masika
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Raha
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Salum
Guest
May 25, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Zakia
Guest
May 24, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 12, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 10, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 3, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 2, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Warda
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
