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Muslima
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Nov 5, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Oct 31, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Robert Ndunguru
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Oct 28, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Issack
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Oct 8, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Faiza
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Sep 22, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Wande
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Sep 14, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Omar
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Sep 13, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Zubeida
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Sep 11, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Victor Kamau
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Sep 6, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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Alice Wanjiru
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Aug 24, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mgeni
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Aug 21, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Lydia Mutheu
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Aug 17, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Mary Njeri
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Aug 12, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Chris Okello
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Aug 9, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Ann Wambui
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Aug 6, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Joyce Nkya
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Aug 2, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Bernard Oduor
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Jul 27, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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John Lissu
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Jul 23, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Amina
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Jul 12, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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John Mwangi
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Jul 3, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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James Mduma
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Jun 24, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Rukia
Guest
May 19, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Sarah Mbise
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May 18, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 18, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 18, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 13, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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John Kamande
Guest
May 5, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 2, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Warda
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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George Mallya
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Apr 23, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Kahina
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Apr 16, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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James Kimani
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Apr 15, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Rose Mwinuka
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Apr 3, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Jane Muthoni
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Mar 31, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Rose Amukowa
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Mar 15, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Mar 14, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Warda
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Edward Lowassa
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Feb 21, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Fatuma
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Feb 8, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Janet Mwikali
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Jan 13, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Azima
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
