Short Answer: Because it had a head start! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
Muslima (Guest) on November 5, 2020
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 31, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 28, 2020
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on October 8, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Faiza (Guest) on September 22, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Wande (Guest) on September 14, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Omar (Guest) on September 13, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Zubeida (Guest) on September 11, 2020
๐ This one really got me!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 6, 2020
๐ Gotta save this!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 24, 2020
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Mgeni (Guest) on August 21, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 17, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Rukia (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 9, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 6, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 2, 2020
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Habiba (Guest) on August 2, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 27, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on July 23, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Amina (Guest) on July 12, 2020
๐ This made my day!
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 3, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
James Mduma (Guest) on June 24, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Mgeni (Guest) on June 22, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Shamim (Guest) on June 11, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 3, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Rukia (Guest) on May 19, 2020
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 18, 2020
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 18, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 18, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 13, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on May 5, 2020
๐ Too good!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 2, 2020
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Warda (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Jafari (Guest) on April 26, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on April 23, 2020
๐ This is too funny!
Kahina (Guest) on April 16, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
James Kimani (Guest) on April 15, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 3, 2020
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 31, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 25, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Rubea (Guest) on March 22, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Nahida (Guest) on March 16, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 15, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 10, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on February 28, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 23, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 23, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 23, 2020
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Warda (Guest) on February 21, 2020
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 21, 2020
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Fatuma (Guest) on February 8, 2020
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Safiya (Guest) on February 3, 2020
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Abdullah (Guest) on January 28, 2020
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 27, 2020
๐ You got me!
Daudi (Guest) on January 19, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 13, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Azima (Guest) on January 13, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐