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Majid
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Nov 15, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Salima
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Issa
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Masika
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Shani
Guest
May 24, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Arifa
Guest
May 13, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Khamis
Guest
May 12, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 2, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Amina
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Farida
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
