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Shamim
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Mar 5, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Stephen Mushi
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Mar 2, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Sekela
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Mar 1, 2020
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Amir
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Feb 29, 2020
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Feb 25, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Stephen Kikwete
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Feb 8, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
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Edith Cherotich
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Jan 28, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Alice Mwikali
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Jan 25, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Jan 25, 2020
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Diana Mumbua
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Jan 18, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Jan 16, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Maulid
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Jan 10, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Mariam Hassan
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Jan 10, 2020
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Dec 7, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Lydia Wanyama
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Dec 7, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Rose Waithera
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Oct 19, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Lucy Mahiga
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Oct 2, 2019
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Rahma
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Sep 6, 2019
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Mwachumu
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Sep 3, 2019
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Salima
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Ann Awino
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Aug 24, 2019
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Mchuma
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Aug 24, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Salma
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Joseph Kawawa
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Aug 24, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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George Mallya
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Jul 31, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Ali
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Jul 6, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Majid
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Mhina
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Jun 25, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Monica Nyalandu
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Jun 22, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Chris Okello
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Jun 7, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
