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Neema
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Jan 6, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Issack
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Neema
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Binti
Guest
May 30, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 19, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Masika
Guest
May 18, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
