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Zuhura
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Dec 5, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Shani
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Warda
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Wande
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 31, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 26, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 26, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 24, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Hawa
Guest
May 13, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Fatuma
Guest
May 10, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 9, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mohamed
Guest
May 8, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 4, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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James Malima
Guest
May 3, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Issa
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
