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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Makame
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Asha
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Farida
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Maida
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 21, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 14, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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David Chacha
Guest
May 13, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Tambwe
Guest
May 10, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 9, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 8, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
