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Grace Minja
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Nov 22, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Amir
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Omari
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Azima
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Farida
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Halima
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Amani
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Salima
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Maida
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 23, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 19, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Khalifa
Guest
May 5, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Zawadi
Guest
May 3, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Binti
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
