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Maulid
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Dec 1, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Issack
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Warda
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Shani
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Farida
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Shani
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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James Malima
Guest
May 30, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 28, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 21, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 21, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Zulekha
Guest
May 20, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 12, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
