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Faith Kariuki
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Sep 25, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Halima
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Salma
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Juma
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 31, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 21, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 12, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Shamsa
Guest
May 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Leila
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Husna
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Amir
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
