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Halima
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Nchi
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Amir
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Shani
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 5, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Asha
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Amir
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Salum
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
