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Fikiri
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Feb 25, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Omari
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Husna
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Amina
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Rubea
Guest
May 25, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 24, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 9, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 7, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 5, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Kassim
Guest
May 5, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 2, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Hassan
Guest
May 1, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
