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Nancy Kabura
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Dec 19, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Husna
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Masika
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Raha
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 28, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 10, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 5, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Warda
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
