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Salma
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Jan 1, 2019
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Mercy Atieno
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Dec 8, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
๐ This one really got me!
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Nassor
Guest
May 22, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mwanais
Guest
May 16, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Hekima
Guest
May 13, 2018
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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James Kimani
Guest
May 7, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 5, 2018
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 1, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
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Makame
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Omar
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Feb 17, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Halimah
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Jan 24, 2018
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I needed that!
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
