Short Answer: Because he wanted to be a "paws"itive role model! 🐾😄
Explanation: The dog kept tripping because he wanted to show everyone that even if you stumble sometimes, you can still keep moving forward with a pawsitive attitude! This playful answer adds a funny twist by using a pun with "paws" (instead of positive) to highlight the dog's determination to be a good example. The paw-print emoji adds an extra touch of joy and cuteness to the response.
John Lissu (Guest) on November 15, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Muslima (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
John Lissu (Guest) on October 31, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
John Lissu (Guest) on October 21, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 19, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Rashid (Guest) on October 17, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Majid (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Tambwe (Guest) on October 16, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Mjaka (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 9, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 1, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Daudi (Guest) on September 29, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
John Lissu (Guest) on September 5, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 2, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 22, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Zubeida (Guest) on August 21, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 19, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Kheri (Guest) on August 13, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
John Lissu (Guest) on August 5, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Majid (Guest) on August 3, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 26, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 26, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Sekela (Guest) on July 20, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 17, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 15, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 2, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 30, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 29, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 14, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 9, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 5, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Nahida (Guest) on April 25, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Mgeni (Guest) on April 25, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Yahya (Guest) on April 22, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Rukia (Guest) on April 20, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
George Tenga (Guest) on April 14, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
John Malisa (Guest) on April 3, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Daudi (Guest) on March 24, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 14, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Bahati (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Shamim (Guest) on February 20, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
George Tenga (Guest) on February 17, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 17, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 8, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 22, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 20, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Ali (Guest) on January 14, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 12, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 11, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏