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Patrick Mutua
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Feb 24, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Raha
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Amina
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Husna
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 29, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 27, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 23, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Maida
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Majid
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Omari
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
