Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Nassar (Guest) on December 29, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Umi (Guest) on December 18, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 15, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 15, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Arifa (Guest) on December 13, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 11, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Maimuna (Guest) on December 11, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 7, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Hassan (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Mwanais (Guest) on November 30, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Tabu (Guest) on November 30, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Rehema (Guest) on November 17, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Hawa (Guest) on November 15, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 5, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on November 1, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Shukuru (Guest) on October 24, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 13, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 10, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 9, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Wande (Guest) on September 26, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Zakia (Guest) on September 21, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Umi (Guest) on September 21, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Abubakar (Guest) on September 18, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 18, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

John Lissu (Guest) on August 15, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mchawi (Guest) on August 12, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Nyota (Guest) on August 12, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 10, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 29, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 23, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Neema (Guest) on July 18, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 16, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Biashara (Guest) on June 27, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

James Mduma (Guest) on June 18, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Neema (Guest) on June 17, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Halima (Guest) on June 11, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 10, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 28, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Abubakari (Guest) on May 26, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Josephine (Guest) on May 19, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Maulid (Guest) on May 19, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Hashim (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 7, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 2, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 27, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Makame (Guest) on April 26, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 25, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 25, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 13, 2018

🤣 Sending this now!

John Lissu (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 25, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Sekela (Guest) on March 24, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 14, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Rubea (Guest) on February 12, 2018

😁 This is gold!