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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Jan 5, 2019
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
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Umi
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
π Pure comedy gold!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
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Wande
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Umi
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π
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Neema
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
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Neema
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
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Halima
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 28, 2018
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
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Abubakari
Guest
May 26, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 20, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
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Josephine
Guest
May 19, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
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Maulid
Guest
May 19, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Hashim
Guest
May 14, 2018
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 7, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 5, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 2, 2018
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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Makame
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
π This just made my day!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
π€£ Sending this now!
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
π This is gold!