Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! ππ
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! π ββοΈππ
John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Fikiri (Guest) on November 6, 2018
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 5, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 31, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 31, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Safiya (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Zakaria (Guest) on October 22, 2018
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 21, 2018
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 11, 2018
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 9, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 2, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 29, 2018
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 24, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 21, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Chum (Guest) on September 20, 2018
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Latifa (Guest) on September 6, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 31, 2018
This joke deserves an award! π
Khamis (Guest) on August 28, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Hekima (Guest) on August 26, 2018
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 18, 2018
π Added to my favorites!
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 19, 2018
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Kheri (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 9, 2018
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Sarafina (Guest) on June 28, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Neema (Guest) on June 27, 2018
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
George Tenga (Guest) on June 22, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 19, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 15, 2018
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Arifa (Guest) on May 31, 2018
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Umi (Guest) on May 29, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 15, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Hamida (Guest) on May 4, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Tabu (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 27, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Abubakari (Guest) on April 22, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Maneno (Guest) on April 17, 2018
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Khamis (Guest) on April 5, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 27, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Khatib (Guest) on March 21, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 16, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 4, 2018
π Laughing so hard right now!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 23, 2018
π Iβm saving this one!
Khadija (Guest) on February 10, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Zubeida (Guest) on February 4, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Habiba (Guest) on January 22, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 21, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 20, 2018
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Mzee (Guest) on January 16, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Mohamed (Guest) on January 8, 2018
π€£ This one got me good!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 6, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
John Lissu (Guest) on December 28, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§