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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Zakaria
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Chum
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Neema
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Arifa
Guest
May 31, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 27, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 15, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 4, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Hamida
Guest
May 4, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
