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John Lissu
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Nov 25, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Lydia Wanyama
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Nov 21, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Shani
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Farida
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Wande
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Salima
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Nuru
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May 31, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 28, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 27, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Wande
Guest
May 23, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 3, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Jamila
Guest
May 1, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Zakia
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Apr 29, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Kassim
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Apr 29, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Majid
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Mar 26, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Baraka
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Mar 4, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Mar 2, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Rose Lowassa
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Feb 25, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Binti
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
