What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 24, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Omari (Guest) on December 18, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Omar (Guest) on December 16, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 1, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

John Mushi (Guest) on December 1, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Fadhila (Guest) on November 30, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 29, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Asha (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Chiku (Guest) on November 14, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 14, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 9, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Nasra (Guest) on November 9, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Asha (Guest) on November 5, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Halima (Guest) on October 26, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Makame (Guest) on October 26, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Sarafina (Guest) on October 24, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 18, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Sumaya (Guest) on October 11, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 6, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 1, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 18, 2017

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 15, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Rubea (Guest) on September 13, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 11, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Aziza (Guest) on September 5, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Abdullah (Guest) on September 1, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Amir (Guest) on August 31, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 13, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 13, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Sharifa (Guest) on August 1, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

John Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 22, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Rabia (Guest) on July 15, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 12, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Kazija (Guest) on June 25, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Sultan (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mariam (Guest) on May 30, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

James Mduma (Guest) on May 28, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

John Lissu (Guest) on May 27, 2017

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Fadhili (Guest) on May 25, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Josephine (Guest) on May 24, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Jabir (Guest) on May 19, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 17, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 15, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Bahati (Guest) on May 5, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 26, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Rashid (Guest) on April 14, 2017

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 11, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mchawi (Guest) on April 3, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 29, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Binti (Guest) on March 28, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Yahya (Guest) on March 27, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Maneno (Guest) on March 23, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 19, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔