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What dies but never lives?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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👥 Peter Otieno Guest Dec 21, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
👥 Victor Sokoine Guest Dec 19, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
👥 Michael Onyango Guest Dec 15, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
👥 Esther Cheruiyot Guest Dec 13, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
👥 Majid Guest Dec 7, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆
👥 Mwachumu Guest Dec 4, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
👥 Rose Waithera Guest Dec 2, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
👥 Agnes Lowassa Guest Nov 28, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
👥 Benjamin Masanja Guest Oct 29, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
👥 Rahim Guest Oct 26, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
👥 Salima Guest Oct 24, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
👥 Habiba Guest Oct 20, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
👥 Nasra Guest Oct 13, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
👥 Fadhila Guest Sep 15, 2017
😁 This is gold!
👥 Rose Mwinuka Guest Sep 2, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
👥 Isaac Kiptoo Guest Aug 29, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
👥 Ramadhan Guest Aug 9, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
👥 David Kawawa Guest Aug 8, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
👥 Makame Guest Aug 1, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
👥 Masika Guest Jul 31, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
👥 Mwinyi Guest Jul 30, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
👥 Mwanaisha Guest Jul 28, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
👥 Zuhura Guest Jul 28, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
👥 Mwanaidha Guest Jun 25, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
👥 Victor Malima Guest Jun 18, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
👥 Fatuma Guest Jun 16, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
👥 Husna Guest Jun 16, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
👥 Jackson Makori Guest Jun 12, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
👥 Khadija Guest Jun 10, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
👥 Lydia Mzindakaya Guest Jun 8, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
👥 Maida Guest Jun 6, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
👥 Azima Guest Jun 1, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
👥 Rose Amukowa Guest May 29, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
👥 Edward Chepkoech Guest May 29, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
👥 Stephen Kikwete Guest May 27, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
👥 Jane Muthoni Guest May 17, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
👥 Mwagonda Guest Apr 27, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
👥 Mohamed Guest Apr 23, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
👥 Amir Guest Apr 21, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
👥 Patrick Kidata Guest Apr 11, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆
👥 Bakari Guest Apr 10, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
👥 John Mushi Guest Apr 9, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
👥 Wilson Ombati Guest Apr 8, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
👥 Violet Mumo Guest Apr 3, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
👥 Binti Guest Apr 3, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
👥 Mwanaidha Guest Mar 28, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
👥 Jackson Makori Guest Mar 28, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
👥 Omar Guest Mar 26, 2017
😄 You got me!
👥 Ann Wambui Guest Mar 23, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
👥 Tambwe Guest Mar 21, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
👥 Nicholas Wanjohi Guest Mar 19, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️
👥 Umi Guest Mar 18, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
👥 Chiku Guest Mar 14, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
👥 Anna Kibwana Guest Mar 6, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
👥 Raphael Okoth Guest Mar 6, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
👥 Amina Guest Mar 4, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
👥 Habiba Guest Mar 1, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
👥 James Mduma Guest Feb 23, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
👥 Monica Adhiambo Guest Feb 21, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
👥 Ali Guest Jan 22, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

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