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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Makame
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Azima
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Zakia
Guest
May 30, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Halima
Guest
May 23, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Yusuf
Guest
May 21, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 19, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Khatib
Guest
May 14, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Rukia
Guest
May 14, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 5, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Halima
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
