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Faiza
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Jan 29, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Azima
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Asha
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Shani
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Binti
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Salma
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Amina
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
😄 You got me good!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 20, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 18, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 16, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Khamis
Guest
May 13, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 12, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 7, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Farida
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Salima
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Amir
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
