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Habiba
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Shani
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Makame
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Issa
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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George Tenga
Guest
May 25, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Makame
Guest
May 23, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 18, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Zawadi
Guest
May 9, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Issack
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Neema
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Issa
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Farida
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
