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Kevin Maina
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Dec 30, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Halima
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Amir
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Amir
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Baridi
Guest
May 29, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Shukuru
Guest
May 29, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Ahmed
Guest
May 28, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 25, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 25, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 23, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 10, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 3, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Chum
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
