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Amani
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Jan 20, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 29, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 25, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 14, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Leila
Guest
May 12, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Shamim
Guest
May 7, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 5, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Amir
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
