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Rukia
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Apr 1, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Masika
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Amina
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Salima
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Neema
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Jamal
Guest
May 31, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Nahida
Guest
May 30, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Maida
Guest
May 28, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Safiya
Guest
May 27, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Nuru
Guest
May 11, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 9, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 1, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
