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Athumani
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Omari
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Majid
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 31, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 27, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 16, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 7, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 2, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Amina
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Amir
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Maida
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
