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Anna Malela
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Dec 31, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Masika
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Issack
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Juma
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Halima
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Raha
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Issack
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 11, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Furaha
Guest
May 9, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 7, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 3, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Neema
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Neema
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
