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John Lissu
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Dec 28, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Wande
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Tambwe
Guest
May 25, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Amani
Guest
May 17, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Fadhili
Guest
May 11, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 9, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Daudi
Guest
May 4, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Warda
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
