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Jabir
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Apr 23, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Chum
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Majid
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Salum
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Neema
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Salima
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Issack
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Raha
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 26, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Farida
Guest
May 19, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Shukuru
Guest
May 14, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Rehema
Guest
May 10, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 10, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 9, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 1, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
