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Elijah Mutua
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Jan 18, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Farida
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 30, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 28, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 20, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 17, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Baraka
Guest
May 14, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Bahati
Guest
May 8, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 1, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
